In Other Presidential Barf News...

Huckabee to Announce Decision on Presidential Run Saturday:

Mike Huckabee, the former governor of Arkansas, will announce on Saturday whether he will run for president, the producer of his show on the Fox News Channel said Friday.

"Governor Huckabee will announce tomorrow night on his program whether or not he intends to explore a presidential bid," Woody Fraser, the executive producer of "Huckabee" said in a statement. "He has not told anyone at FOX News Channel his decision."

Senior political aides to Mr. Huckabee also said Friday they do not know what he will decide, raising suspicions that Mr. Huckabee will take a pass on another campaign.

Gee, that would be too bad said no one.

I really love all these announcement announcements, by the way. Good idea to ALERT THE MEDIA that some bozo everyone knows is considering running for president will make a statement about his decision in two-to-three days, because otherwise the media that has been slavering over who will run in 2012 since Nov. 5, 2008 MIGHT NOT COVER IT.

Also: Daniels closer to deciding on presidential bid. Oh, goody! I can't wait for the news of his announcement announcement where he pre-announces when he might be announcing the announcement of the announcement of his decision.

Go to hell, Mitch Daniels. And take Mike Huckabee with ya.

In Case You Give A Shit...

...Ron Paul is running for president.

"Time has come around to the point where the people are agreeing with much of what I've been saying for 30 years. So, I think the time is right," said the 75-year-old Paul, who first ran for president as a Libertarian in 1988.

I guess all those other times he ran the time wasn't right. But this time it's different. Okay then.

In Who Cares News

Gingrich set to announce bid for White House: "As some GOP activists and fund-raisers hope other candidates will decide to enter the field, former House Speaker Newt Gingrich is set on Wednesday to become the first of the serious contenders to formally announce his candidacy for the 2012 Republican presidential nomination."

And Citizen Asshole yawns.